Joe Fimpus My Neighbor

Wow I really like this lorem ipsum text it almost like actual written english.

Jane Porlando Tree Girl

I'm a big fan of this dummy text. I honestly can't imagine living wihtout it. Isn't that sad.

John Buskin ROX& Customer

I wish my head could be centered in the frame but I've been cursed by an old woman disguised as a sickly dog and now I'll never be centered in anything.

Timantha Timbo Infront of me at the checkout counter

Please stop talking to me I came here to shop and I'm not feeling like having a conversation right now.

Lidless Joe Lidless

The biggest problem with being lidless is not being able to blink at your friends.

Jess Frumpus Lives in the bunker behind my house

Remember to always have a 3 month supply of canned goods and bottled water just in case somthing cataclysmic happens. I'm not saying it will, I'm just saying it might.

Ol' Bitey Ex Dentist

I got the nickname because I chew weird. I don't bite people, that was never proven.

Akbar A Powerful Vampire

I was burnt when the Mother and Father, Akasha and Enkil, were put into the sun.